One turns to the other and says, “How do you drive this thing?”
The other one says, "Holy shit, a talking fish!"
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The muffin watches this with amazement from the oven and remarks "dude, I'm baked"
A man walks into a bar...
And he says "ow!"
Que dijo un pez al otro pez? Nadá.