this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

"A friend in need is a friend indeed, a friend with weed is better" ~ Placebo

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And when she's pressed, she will undress, and now she's boxing clever.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

such a fire song.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Next level, beautiful

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A friend with breasts n all the rests A friend who’s dressed in leatherrrrr

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Pure morning

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Pure poetry

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A friend will help you move.

A TRUE friend will help you move the bodies.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

But when you have to move your best friend's body you're on your own.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This post has unearthed a wealth of profound wisdom

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Just subscribed, didn't know it existed, thanks 👍

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

[email protected]

Everyone is welcome! (Besides pedos)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

...but a friend with gold is the best I'm told.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was told that too.... Yesterday 😅

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"...but a friend with gold is best I'm told."

Such a good B movie. 😊

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sometimes B movies are just what the doctor ordered

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

As a fifteen year veteran of Cinemageddon (a private torrent tracker that specializes in nothing but B movies and other schlock), I can attest to the veracity of this statement.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

True words, my friend

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought it was the friend who peed

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The friend who pisses and never misses

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Oh no no, he misses quite a lot, you can find droplets on the walls after he's done. Terrible K/D ratio.