this post was submitted on 17 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 85 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 60 points 11 months ago (2 children)

As a side note: you were/are able to send SMS to a landline and the provider of it would convert it to speech and read the content to you.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

The old landlines had a ton of smart features. It's just that very few of us knew about them and thus they went unused.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

So I guess it's because she never texts back

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago
  1. Because your phone is a landline.
[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Damn, I didn't know I was an idiot

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fraid so, the ankle bracelet doesn’t help either

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

It's certainly heavy

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hah what an idiot! Not plugged in lmfao

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Bro she's busy manning the red telephone to an important world leader. If she fucks up we could all die in a nuclear war. Let her concentrate.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Let's start with the fact that is a rotary phone.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

I really do suck at texting back and the ladies seem to hate it