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[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Good dad joke, but the final line could use some work

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

Something about her being knocked up, because he's already telling Dad jokes.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the two dating are actually cousins. makes it an 'uncle joke'

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka!
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's your problem with it?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I should have said “in my opinion”. The final line just seems too much, maybe it works better as a comic strip? The “looks at daughter” seems necessary, but makes the punchline longer.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You shouldn't have pointed it out at all. Now we have to come up with a better punchline.

Like: " Sorry kid, the bank does that"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Enjoy this joke while you can still reasonably assume that peoples' parents are homeowners.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pushes daughter out the door

"Go and make some grand children. You have quality dad material right there."

"Daaaaaad!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

shag, daughter, shag for babies! I have a business idea!

  • Eddie Izzard explains the origins of Granny Smith apples
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

"No worries, I'm not trying to get her home. I really just have my sight set on a blow job at this point."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Her dad will think you already have children

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So does this mean their ménage à trois has to be before midnight, or will dad extend the curfew now?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Dad (turning to daughter) "are you pregnant already?“