this post was submitted on 16 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Good dad joke, but the final line could use some work

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

Something about her being knocked up, because he's already telling Dad jokes.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the two dating are actually cousins. makes it an 'uncle joke'

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka!
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I should have said “in my opinion”. The final line just seems too much, maybe it works better as a comic strip? The “looks at daughter” seems necessary, but makes the punchline longer.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You shouldn't have pointed it out at all. Now we have to come up with a better punchline.

Like: " Sorry kid, the bank does that"