The time between these Saddam Hussein memes is always just long enough that they surprise me again and are still funny.
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Goddammit Saddam Hussein fucks me up every time
You and 182,000 Kurdish people
And the Marsh Arabs :(
And the Bush family :(
baked beans
Can someone explain the dead Saddam for me?
You posted your comment 4 times. Anyways, here: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/saddam-husseins-hiding-place
Oh that's good! I wondered why the old boy was making a comeback.
I have duplicate comments posted all the time. I think it’s just bugs in the 3rd party apps.
I'm disappointed that there's not a single comment about dissociating or masturbating.
Both 👍
If you dissociate first it feels like someone else is touching you
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It takes me 45 minutes to cry sometimes. Don’t judge me
Nothing to be shamed of, i also used to spend 45 minutes crying, but through hard work and dedication I'm now able to finish crying in as little as 25 minutes!
So just keep at it!
Gotta get that shower warmed up while you take a naked poop.
Luckily I have managed to spend less time in the shower.
One thing that (at least I think so) affected the time reduction greatly was using a stopwatch to see, how much time I use.
But sometimes it just feels so good to just stand there under! Especially if you feel cold!
my favorite chapter of "I can't believe it's not loss"
The third and forth panel should be switched. Hope whorever repost this correct that.
that could work, more of less(?
The second I close my eyes in the shower I am immediately having 5 different arguments or ideas and when I open them 10 minutes have passed
I just sit in the corner like Gollum with a towel wrapped around me for like 20 minutes after I turn the water off.
If you're a poor fart like me who has children who like to spend way too much time using up the hot water doing said things...
https://showersavingtimer.com/products/showerwizard-1
The price made up for itself in 3 months in my house lol.
The wife hated me when I got it too, but at least I don't have paint bubbling walls anymore and they aren't taking $1 showers every day twice a day. Don't forget to turn off your bathroom fan to get it extra warm and humid then close the door after getting out and still not turn it on...
Being able to shit in the nice toilet is a nice side bonus so people aren't hogging the good bathroom for an hour at a time.
Check your state's website for free LED bulbs, shower heads, air sealing, even furnaces if you're low income.
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This is the tamest version of this meme possible. I do have to say, despite the lack of sex stuff it is not inaccurate.
Also this is such a colossal waste of water
Thankfully water falls from the sky and our residential use of it barely amounts to a single digit percent compared to industrial and agricultural consumption of water. Unfortunately some regions charge residents way too much for it and have the gall to try to convince the populace that reducing personal use of water will have any meaningful impact. All so they can get back 0.1% of the total water used so they can spend a few more minutes watering lettuce they're growing in the desert.
If you are concerned about water usage then animal ag is the big thing to remove from your life.
Generally just consuming less, huge amounts of water get used making completely unnecessary shit like softdrink.
In terms of energy usage generally the vast majority of a household's energy usage is driving. So my advice?
Walk or cycle where you can, go vegan, buy less junk, and guiltlessly enjoy long hot showers outside of drought conditions.
If you like absurdly long showers look into mist showers (saves water not energy) or just water shaving shower heads.
Yes, but I do like to do these things sometimes and then pay a penance by not flushing for a week.
*notices one arm * But what of the rest of trogdor?
Haha I'm a waterbender!
Top right. Especially if you're trying to divert a curly to the drain without having it touch your feet.
I just stand there, thinking
Real
Oppai, nice
Wtf dudes
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