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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (2 children)

TETRA? The radio protocol used by the police?

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sigh...

I did not expect them to be so dumb as to break their own specific encryption systems...

Well, I guess I expected the bare minimum from the government, and they let me down...

....again.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Also, the implementation is fucking horrible. The rule is literally "Press, Think, Speak", because requesting to speak and opening a connection takes a solid 5-10 seconds. Very good if you want to communicate while in a burning house. Literally everybody hates it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh, what the fuck?

One of the key benefits of radio communications, is that it acts as a megaphone, but only to people monitoring the channel.

Press the PTT key, and talk (following established radio protocol), 5-10 sec delay is crap!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That's why fire over here is either on analog FM or DMR

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That sounds horrible. What about this stupid standard takes this fucking long? Is it not improvable by current tech?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

They are working on it. The TETRA standard is from the 90s, and by now the last fire departments are switching to it (TETRA)

Maybe 20 years between the federal decision and the last county implementing the new standard.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Are you using a different Tetra than anyone else? Because every radio i have used takes at max 1-1,5s to establish communications?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No it's the tech behind milk cartons, tetrapak

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's what caused all those children to go missing

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Sacrifices had to be made

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

So Alfa Laval?

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just fuckin' start rectally examining every damm citizen!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

yep, just in case theyre hiding a terrorist or pedophile up there.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

But THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!1!

Disregard how 1184 children died in the US to cars and 162,298 were injured in 2021 alone

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

damn carsexuals exist??

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Security through bureaucracy.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sorry but do you have a Please Don't Form 1302?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only the Can You Don’t 3907B

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That one does not apply today or tomorrow.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

But I have a The Eighties Called 60873.a form that allows me to use that previous one

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Europeans: "Those perfidious Russians and the nefarious Chinese are the two single biggest threats to our domestic security. Why... they'll just hack into any old thing and fill it full of evil communist propaganda. They'll shut down our critical infrastructure, hijack our data services, and spam us so full of phishing attempts that you won't know what's safe to click on! And all just to watch us fail, then laugh at us. The fiends!!!"

Also Europeans: "Google's CEO said we need to dismantle the last ten years of digital safety standards so we can undermine the YouTube adblocker. Make this our top priority."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

i hope this is exclusively anti-google and not some in-between the lines way of saying we're also being too harsh to two genocidal dictatorships

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If anyone actually bothers to read the EU website, it's not the EU you have to worry about

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

In one one of the randomly selected messages at the top of their homepage they show their opencollective page. They've marked themselves as Australian