this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago (3 children)

You may wonder, how can something be lightly fucked, but how can something be extra Virgin??

[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago (3 children)

As a programmer and Linux user, I have some ideas as to what an extra virgin is

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

You may need some healing ointment for that incredible self burn, might i suggest semi fucked olive oil?

It will help in two ways

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Ah, I see you're extra virgin as well

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

And have you ever seen regular virgin olive oil?

I think some of these olives might be sluts and just lying about it like a nun in a mixed gender priory.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Just the tip

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Only the tip

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I'd like a liter of extra slutty, please.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But not obligatory olive oil, if not extra virgin, producers have the right to blend with other oil types.

Bizarre but true, so always go for the extra virgin if you want olive oil!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I feel we should have a different naming for this... But not like I can do anything about it. Like idk blended or not blended. Or mixed or not mixed or whatever... Of course that requires some laws and similar...which good luck with that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

It's definitely a way to make people believe Virgin Olive Oil is 100% olive oil for sure.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I like my oil extra nasty

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

what even is that thing shopping? a salamander?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago