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A calzone could also be called a pizzussy.

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[–] [email protected] 173 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

I was curious about this, so I went looking. It isn’t vandalism, and no, you can’t find this on the calzone page, which is what I checked first. It’s on the -ussy page, which is about LGBT slang.

For those of you who are wondering, here’s the citation: 1. Squires, Bethy (January 26, 2022). "We Asked Linguists Why People Are Adding -Ussy to Every Word". Vulture. Retrieved January 13, 2023.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago

American Dialect Society's 2022 Word of the Year

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I propose a new term, "autussy", which means "autistic pussy".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know why I first thought of autum pussy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Lucky for you, the term "autistic girl autumn" does exist.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Autistic queefing

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Thank you for saving me the effort to do which I'm too lazy to do myself.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Why are weussy adding it? Cause it's funny AF!

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Do not put your dick in that.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Look, I came here to chew gum and fuck ussy, and I'm all out of gum, musicalfruit-ussy

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

That was actually harder to say out loud than I thought.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Don't tell me what to do.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

But warm! And cheese!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

*until you let it cool down a bit.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

37.5 degrees Celsius is ideal.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I don't know, that pizzussy is looking mighty fine

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

People express their love in many ways

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Too late, on my way to the hospital.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago

Don't tell me how to live my life.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

Musk sent his goons.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At the end of the day, a collection of all the information in the world is a reflection of ourselves.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I'm late 30s and this is deep.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

The citation, regardless of where it leads, makes this funnier.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I perform oral on these

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

This is what happens when we don't donate to support a free Wiki.

Or, something.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's technically not untrue if enough people call it a Pizzussy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

More interesting edit wars.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

A: "Who needs they Pizzussy ate?"

B: "Fuck off Steve, if you want a calzone then order one next time. You're not getting any of mine."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Man, that is an unfortunate wikipedia page this picture is on.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Better than pipe organs, which at one point caused cancer according to Wikipedia.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fun fact: they used to line the wind chests that held the pressurized air and pipes with asbestos until around the 1970s… so yeah you can technically get cancer from pipe organs.