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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

🐄Lean beef.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

One time I tried to tell this joke to a friend, but he immediately blurted out "Your mom!" Can't complain because I guess I set myself up for that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So it's supposed to be a three-part joke:

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mom.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

What do you call a man named Charles who has no legs?

ground chuck