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https://youtu.be/wGKxWatPkd0

Summer up how I feel about usb C now.

I have some sense of self preservation. She's bad enough right now calling everyone a banana!

They definitely do!

First 3 should get a good reaction. The rest require context I'm more sure she's picked up on properly yet.

There's a few spellings I apparently have blind spot for. That is definitely one of them.

While I like this one. Unfortunately, I suspect it will get a blank, confused look. We've managed to almost completely avoid guns etc.

That one should definitely get a groan out of her teacher!

The start of one of my favourites, that fell completely flat.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What big brown and sticky? A big stick.

What brown and hurt if it fall on you from a tree? A piano.

Que flat confused look.

5 years olds can be a tough crowd.

I'll definitely be teaching this one to her. Even if only to see how badly she garbles telling it back!

She's discovered the concept, along with jokes, she doesn't quite "get" them yet. She gets the basic idea, but not the subtleties that make them work. The results are cute, but horrifically bad.

New Zealand is an amazing place. It's like someone created the most idealic version of England. It feels very English, except the people are friendlier, the food is better, and the landscape is far more amazing and spacious.

Star wars, originally, only had 4 extra people on the death star. They are running out of room on set!