Dad Jokes

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submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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A Beat.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What's the most musical vegetable?

A beet.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And beans are the most musical fruit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The more you eat, the more you toot. 🎺

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The more you toot, the better you feel!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Beans! Beans! For every meal!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Obviously childless.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I must confess to requiring assistance here.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

🥁🪇

Edit: I don't know either

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

What