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[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 days ago

IMO, this would be more ironic if the post was closed automatically by a bot. But that's not the vibe I'm getting from this.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 days ago

this is a crap question, glad it was closed

[–] [email protected] 195 points 1 week ago (9 children)

In my time we didn't paste LLM-generated code we barely understand and hoped it compiled, let alone work. We pasted code from stack overflow we barely understood and hoped it compiled and let alone work, as god intended.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You're young. Back in my day, we bought a book called "Advanced Algorithms for C vol. 3", and we manually typed the code from it if it didn't come with a CD.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I'm too young for that, but I got a piece of that experience when I bought a physical programming book as a reward from Kickstarter.

Some of the code lines were too long to fit the page and were cut off which added another fun element (though it was pretty rare).

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

When I was a kid I remember copying entire games in BASIC printed in popular science magazines. They never worked because my dads computer had a slightly different BASIC dialect.

Good times.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I remember on the C64 they used to have 'pokes' which were written in assembler.

You'd have to manually typing 500 lines of it. Of course, it almost never worked. The times it did work I used to save it to a tape, I think I had about 9 cheats on it :)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

As a teen, on my zx81 I remember typing line after line of hex numbers.

If the rampack didn't wobble and fail and I hadn't missed a line or entered one twice then I'd play something new.

I must have saved the thing somehow, but I can't remember...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

On C64 you could just type rundot save I think, stick a tape in and press record. I had a little inlay with the counter numbers for each cheat on the tape written on it.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 week ago (12 children)

God has no hand in programming. He's just as confused as us.

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[–] [email protected] 116 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (12 children)

I think the same people who run stackoverflow must run a ton of subs on reddit.

"Your post was removed because it uses "the" too much and doesn't contain enough w's and because the moon is in Pisces and it's Saturday. If you think this was done in error please message the moderators."

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago

messages moderator about it, banned from subreddit for no reason given. Or at least that is how i imagine how it would go

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[–] [email protected] 111 points 1 week ago (2 children)

well yeah they went all in on ai.

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Stack overflow has always been ego and arrogance. Personally I'd love to see a federated version, we all host shards

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Thanks Cloudflare for giving me a moment of reflection on why the fuck I am heading to Stack Overflow so I can close the tab before I get there.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

CF: We defended your website from 69,420 bots today!

The 65,000 users: 👁️L👁️

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wouldn't call stackoverflow reliable. It is only partly reliable, if you are lucky.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Thread closed because that's a stupid question and you should feel bad about yourself.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Good riddance. Whenever I search for a programming question I'd always hope for a) an official documentation page or, failing that, b) a page on a dedicated forum for the tool that I was using that covered the problem. I'd only ever click on SO links if I had no other choice.

And, of course, I'd never search for a problem on SO itself.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

SO used to be good, but they have this problem right down in their core concept that makes sure the content gets outdated fast.

And that's the concept that every question can only be asked once.

That makes sure that everything gets outdated as soon as possible.

  • Q: Can X be done in framework Y? (asked in 2012)
  • A: No.

Now it's 13 years later, and framework Y can do X since 5 years, but you can't ask again, because your question will get closed as a duplicate to the outdated one from 2012. And since every time someone asked this question again in the last 13 years the question just got closed, google will just link you back to the question from 2012 claiming that framework Y can't do X.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I hate that so many projects are moving from public support forums to fucking Discord channels. God forbid a tech project be expected to maintain a public indexable forum and website. You can't search it unless you join the channel, it's not well organized at all, and the invite link probably expired 3 months ago. Fuck you if you didn't join while it still worked I guess.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Eh, I hate its culture, but I regularly find useful excel or regex answers on StackExchange.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

The LaTeX SE is also very useful. The official documentation of LaTeX and especially of third party packages, is often hard to read and it's hard to find what you're looking for. You can end up on the documentation on Overleaf,but they don't go I to depth too much.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Not necessarily about stack overflow. But i just got myself in a situation where the first search result I found for a problem was clearly AI generated. And the solution it provided was not at all technically possible. The AI decline is really terrible...

That said, does anyone know of an extension or block list for those terrible AI slob websites? Or a way to filter it from duckduckgo?

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Anybody remember what it was like 16+ years ago when "most questions" hadn't already been asked yet?

PS: lol https://web.archive.org/web/20090330211513/http://stackoverflow.com/

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