Dad Jokes

15539 readers

366 users here now

Description

This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

Rules

Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to [email protected]
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
Follow Lemmy.World Code of Conduct

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

3 comments fedilink hide all child comments

Clowns because they taste funny.

top 3 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like it! But I'd rephrase it to:

Why don't zombies eat clowns?

Because they taste funny

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Not gonna lie, I like your version more lol. Thx.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Zombies don't eat ghosts because they taste like sheet