Cell phone and a roll of toilet paper.
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Anxiety and depression
Lol beat me to it
A camera and a car keys
Noise-cancelling headphones and allergy meds (at least this time of year)
Are mental illnesses an accessory?
Two fully charged batteries. 💪💪
Weed vape and this bad boy
I legit want to use that for home defense.
So this propels dildos into your orifice(s) with explosive charges? Do people enjoy that?
It's the only way Lady Supermans can get off
Do you not?
Half of an ortholinear split keyboard and a trackball that's missing the ball.
Old Thinkpad and a 3DS... then my action figure just sits down staring at a screen and ignoring the owner.
Mallet and chisel
reads news oh.
Full bathtub and a toaster
Dual-weilding plushies
the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.
So, no accessories included? There could be separate packages for various circumstances.
No there will be accessories, but what they are won't matter because the accessories included in the box will be changing constantly. One month may be a bunch of Dan Da Dan volumes and a can of medicated water, the next a kayak oar and an MG gunpla box. The changes will never be announced to the public, and will always be chosen in a seemingly random fashion.
You need to buy a new action figure every month to get all the accessories. That’s clever marketing!
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A big gulp and a pack of cigarettes
A hat and buyer's remorse.
A RAID controller and a tin of snus.
A cat and a cup of tea
A bottle of diet soda and a guitar that I can't play
Tears and toilet paper.
A joint and a laptop
A cat and a laptop.
The cat can also sitt on the laptop keybord.
Guilt and regret
Pills and cool rocks.
Don't get them mixed up.
Anxiety and, due to a manufacturing bug or something, a second anxiety instead of something else.
My action figure is 3d printed and included are STL files to print your own damn accessories.
Tonka: Ambulance & portable cardiac monitor.
Pocket knife and a zippo.
A pillow and a sweater that gets taken on and off unsure if you really need it
A laptop and an anal plug.
A pocket knife and a houseplant in a pot.
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