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It's real, they did an article about him. This was supposed to be a soft piece to make him more human. ha ha.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Meta CEO, Mark Zuckerberg not only is a media giant but also a sporting fanatic. While everyone is aware of his love for combat sports, only a few know about his interest in surfing. Like Meta has a knack for launching a new update every once in a while, its maker has a fondness for surfing treacherous waves intermittently. Interestingly, paddling into the ocean helps Zuckerberg stay focused.

Jesus. What a ham-handed PR piece. He has billions, but hires Temu PR for his humanization campaign. What a complete jackass.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They do appear to call him "The Eye of Sauron" so, maybe the person writing this wasn't really interested in making him look good and phoned it in.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

They also call him Zukerberg at least twice.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Why is he wearing shoes on his hands?

[–] [email protected] 68 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (15 children)

He tries so hard to be cool.

Why do billionaires NEED to be liked so badly? Is it because they don't trust that anyone in their life likes them for who they are, instead of their money? Maybe, it's because their own kids and wives hate them?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Money can't fix self esteem.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Can get you saint hood if you housed millions.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

You can at least go to the medium place.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Absolute power corrupts absolutely. We can't imagine what it's like to be that obscenely wealthy. Logic would state that it works the other way too. They have very little concept of humanity in general. You and I would be the same if no one in the world could tell us "no". It's a form of psychosis, in my humble opinion.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

That's... weird to think about.

He probably thinks he's generally a "good" person, and making the world a better place, buy just that people misunderstand him. That's wild. Fuck I really want to know to what extent he actually believes this.

I guess being a billionaire would be quite isolating. It might feel like you're the only member of your species. There's primitive monkeys you can interact with and some of them pretend to like you, but none of them really feel you or care about you.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Essentially Sports is a made for advertising SEO gamer site. They don’t produce any significant content.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Rare photo indeed. He’s usually better at staying secluded after molting

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

This is ridiculous. Lizard people don’t molt.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He really went hard on the sunblocker because everyone knows that lizards love the sun.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

He thought it would make an insellable picture. He was wrong. He's gone the Madonna route, and wears the same clothes when he's not wanting to be photographed.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago

Taking over Hawaiin land and stealing their water.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago

Did he take his face off so it wouldnt get wet?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Zuckerberg surfs every morning right before he indulges in his complicated work algorithms, reports the New York Post. Now obviously being an IT giant comes with a casket full of responsibilities

Dressing up as a thicc Geosha Surfer every morning helps Zuck deal with his daily casket of problems.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (5 children)

complicated work algorithms

Pour more billions into VR!!!! ONE OF THESE DAYS IT HAS TO PAY OFF1!1!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Whatever dude. They're complicated. You couldn't understand.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

he puts on a new human synthetic mask on his android chassis everyday you mean

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Thanks for the little bit of throwup in my mouth

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You...you gonna finish that...?

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago

I heard for night routine but day???

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

Honestly, there is nothing to learn in this

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"In 2022, the Eye of Sauron opened up about the reasons he surfs every morning."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If he's the Eye, who's the Mouth? Musk?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Instead of Gandalf the grey there's Bernie the Blue

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

What a ghoul

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Zinc really is excellent sunblock. Makes you look like a doofus and it gets absolutely everywhere, but you aren't sunburnt.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We have micronised Zinc now, which blocks the sun exactly as well, but doesn’t make you look like V for Vendetta !

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But it wears off. I can say that after a day of sailing with normal sunblock versus a day sailing with diaper cream you will notice a difference.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

Isn't this the famous Patterson footage of Bigfoot?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I expected to hear an older British man say: "And here, we can see the pale water lizard riding the waves, in hopes of finding friends. So far, the efforts have been in vain."

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

This ad riddled slop factory is not "evidence"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

This guy is ridiculous, but most people use less sunblock than recommended and mineral sunblock, while it leaves a white residue, is probably the safest considering it doesn't get absorbed into your body.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Practicing his mime skills while surfing. It’s called multitasking. 😉

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