Me: “I’m giving these people fucking gold here, holy shit, I’m a modern Shakespeare.”
My comment: “👉🏻👌🏾💦💩💩🤣🤣🦄🐒”
this post was submitted on 08 Oct 2023
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Translation: If you don't point a finger when society says everything is okay, they'll continue to ignore the flood of shit that is behind them. We laugh, but no magical unicorn is coming to save us monkeys...
Yeah, it's a bit pessimistic for me.
Here is an interesting fact: Bananas are naturally radioactive. They contain potassium, and a tiny fraction of that potassium is actually the radioactive isotope potassium-40. This has even led to the creation of the "banana equivalent dose," a playful unit of radiation exposure!
XKCD created this handy Radiation Dose Chart that shows the radiation exposure you get from bananas as compared to other sources of radiation, to put it in perspective. Luckily, I’ll never get radiation from sleeping next to someone else.
So what Randall saying is that eating a banana is the equivalent of a threesome? Never knew bananas were so SPICY
This was an interesting and humorous little factoid, thank you for sharing this with us
Another fun banana fact: banana equivalent dose is also the threshold at which a beer is allowed to be classified as non-alcoholic in spite of not technically being completely devoid of alcohol.
The (quite reasonable) compromise being that any content below the 0.5% some bananas contain metabolizes so quickly that it's literally impossible to get drunk on it and furthermore too dilute for even the severely allergic and people on medicine with adverse interactions to feel any ill effects.
I am sorry sir, but you have received a lethal dose of banana radiation poisoning. You have about 2 days to live and should start making arrangements.
get the potassium
Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world, is No. 1 exporter of potassium.
I am in this meme
This is indeed me irl. I even have that whimsical smirk
Man, I'm over here refreshing my inbox, just waiting for the bad arguments I know I'm gonna get back, drooling.
Honestly though, a lot of people that take memes way too hard is ridiculous
I think memes can be a good jumping off point for some interesting conversations. I don't know that people are taking the MEME too seriously, or the following conversation is just an interesting one.
Finally some good fucking content - I say, while rereading my comments.
Commenting so you see your post one more time
a criminal always returns to the scene of the crime
I post too little for it. But yes.
The fact that this got a fair bit of upvotes tells me I'm not alone in my narcissistic tendencies. Yay me and me alone!
Stop attacking me
Same, and also when someone creates a new post on my communities :3
(Just also look after yourself not to get social media addicted, okay? 🥺)
good stuff
Hello why are you inside of my brain
“My pretties”
"wonder what that up/down ratio is for that weird guy..."
I just enjoy quality content that's all ...
Here you go bro
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I see you're not a fan of reading either...
real
Nice comment you left there.
I don't come here to get personally attacked, alright? The nerve of some people....
read it again.
Your a cool dude
Relatable
Pog
good post :)