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  • X, the former Twitter, has experienced a worldwide outage as of 12PM on Monday CAT.
  • This is likely the first major outage of the company since Musk took ownership in 2022.
  • The outage seems to have only lasted for about half an hour.
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 23 hours ago

The data at downforeveryoneorjustme make it appear that "only lasted for about half an hour" is BS. In fact, they appear to be having problems again this morning.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 22 hours ago

Looks like Elon was chewing on the wires again

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 day ago

Someone did the world a favor.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Fascists value compliance and ideological fervor over competency, so naturally all fascist led faction experience a competency crisis sooner or later.May this happen more often.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Couldn't happen to Mastodon.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

insert ‘oh no, anyway’ meme here

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

As you wish.

I came here looking for it, so I may as well follow through on the prompt.

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[–] [email protected] 328 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The world had peace for 30 minutes.

[–] [email protected] 126 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No. You see Twitter was keeping them contained. This is like the power going out at Jurassic Park.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Arkham Asylum grid failure

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[–] [email protected] 215 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'll celebrate when no one considers this to be news.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Let's gooooo. Take that garbage site out

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

Was it related to graphql these clowns using?

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

In unrelated news, hate is reduced across the world.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh, that's why xcancel was returning 502

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

nitter.net is back, by the way.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 114 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Who the fuck is still on that nazi shithole

[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Remember kids, only nazis support nazis.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Even the porn creators and erotic artists have left.

When you've lost the porn it's game over man.

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[–] [email protected] 152 points 1 day ago (17 children)

I still can't believe he nuked the Twitter brand. It was like the most valuable part of the platform. X is such a dumb, generic nothing name.

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[–] [email protected] 104 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If we’re lucky it’s forever.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

Nothing of value was lost.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Elon's blaming DDOS. You know I heard that the people who bulit Twitter did a great job figuring out how to handle those. Gosh, I wonder what ever happened them?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

DDOS on what exactly?

Which service? Graphql?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Everyone knows that the best way to address DDOS is to unplug random servers until things either stop working, or start working again.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

Let it burn! It's not our problem.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (18 children)

Oh no. So anyway, tonight we're having a stereotypical American meal that takes 25 minutes off your life; Sloppy joes, macaroni and cheese, and potato salad. It's quite good, everything made from scratch since I don't have a job anymore. How about you?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

Chakalaka.

Dice an onion and a bell pepper, throw it into plenty of fat, sizzle until the onions are glassy, add some chilli (pickled is fine the end result can use some acid), not too little English curry powder, mix well, making sure the powder is roasted (it changes taste quite drastically), top with a grated carrot or two (veggie proportions are up to taste), put on the lid and let steam on medium heat (err towards low), once steamed (the carrot shreds basically fall apart) add a can of baked beans. Those don't need to be cooked, just let the stuff stand for a bit until everything is at equal temperature.

Eat as-is or with whatever, rice works well. Probably works with any curry mix I just happen to be out of Thai for a surprising amount of time now so I didn't try yet. Size-wise I'd say that the onion should be cut about half the size the beans are, and the bell pepper pieces to be about twice as large as the beans. If you want carrot pieces you can do that but I'd still suggest shredding some so that it can dissolve some sweetness into the saucy part.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Looks like yippidy dipshit is on a great losing streak, space x, the recession, now this.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Its been down at my house for a while now.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It was never up in this house.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

I don't have an account. Never did. But I have a custom blocklist running on my router and elons crap is there. Along with a lot of trash sites like facebook.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This was bound to happen, someone was going to attack the Nazi propaganda platform formerly known as Twitter at some point.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wouldn't be too quick to rule out mismanagement from an incompetent owner.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Remember that america is now run by said incompetence with illegal firings and mass slash and burn tactics to raze the entire establishment

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (5 children)
  • This is likely the first major outage of the company since Musk took ownership in 2022.

Didn't Twitter go down multiple times for similar periods of time not long after Musk fired everybody? Or am I just hallucinating wishful thinking.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Everyone strives for 5 9s, but musk aims for two 8s.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Half an hour is still pretty huge for a site like Xitter.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Half an hour is “we just broke our SLA” level bad. I guess if your org has been stripped of all its talent that’s the new standard.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Do it again!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Good riddance

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (8 children)

DDoS attacks are illegal, but what is the legal amount of times a person can call a website? I'm sure enough people doing just a few calls per second couldn't get a person into too much trouble. Has the law even defined the difference?

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

God I hope there's some engineer somewhere at X quietly sabotaging all of their services.

Should plant a timed zip bomb on the servers that autoruns on reboot

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