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[–] [email protected] 64 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

nice password you fave there. looks secure 👌

keep it safe

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Crap. I wish people wouldn't put my password on their monitors after I ask them to stop.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

22° assumes a specific aspect ratio. Assuming this monitor has an aspect of 9:32, the angle would be much smaller. Though I'm not sure how to calculate it lol. It looks like it's probably closer to 15°

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Amature, I have 2 ultra wides at 45 degrees each, creating a V shape

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

45° being suboptimal is actually covered in the article!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

It cancels out once you have 2 at opposite ends

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Unlike buffalo, there is no law saying you can't have an infinite hierarchy of higher-order FactoryFactories producing lower-order FactoryFactories

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

Good old InternalFrameInternalFrameTitlePaneInternalFrameTitlePaneMaximizeButtonWindowNotFocusedState

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

And you open Excel...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

And it s hows... Excel. 🤦

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Good point. I hope it rotates to vertical orientation!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

That would be one hell of a telescopic stand

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Think about how many columns you can fit!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

It's good for VBA too

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

My fav 💙

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I really would like such a wide monitor with double the height. I need a view a lot of documents next to each other. It's annoying to scroll down all the time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

TVs aren't made to be viewed closely, like a monitor is. This will result in a blurry image.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

fair enough

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Ophthalmologists hate you: you apparently have excellent eyesight.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Now that’s funny