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[–] [email protected] 119 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

I love the stock market. Line goes up and food becomes impossible to afford! Line goes down and we all lose our jobs! I love this fucking dumbshit criminal ponzi scheme of a system! /s

Gamestonk go BRRRRRRRR, NFTs are the future! /s

/s/s/s/s/s/s/s

[–] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Those /s’s cancel out making this a legitimate claim.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't it have to be an even number for them to all cancel out?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There are 8 of them, though?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

One after the first sentence, one after the second sentence, and then a stack of seven at the end. Totaling nine.

Even if you separate them out ignoring the first two as being separate instances of sarcasm, the last section is still an uneven number.

EDIT: People please don't downvote this person over misreading the number of /s in my post. Not justified. They made a simple mistake. You could just simply not upvote if that's how you feel.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

ah, I failed to see the /s on the first sentence. My bad.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wouldnt they cancel out anyway?

Each sentance has 1 /s, canceling them, and then the 7 /s cancel the first /s'

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean, realistically in math, when you stack a bunch of the same things together, they add together they don't cancel out.

That's what happens when you add a positive and a negative.

That would be if they were alternating tags for "sarcasm" and "not sarcasm" and there were just as many "sarcasm" tags as "not sarcasm" tags.

But I mean this is all just semantics because last I checked we're not actually dealing with math here. Just like the Stock Market.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Okay this whole thread needs to be saved to /c/bestoflemmy

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Little green pieces of paper will literally lead to the end of this stupid ape species.

Could have had moon bases and starships but stock line go up so fuck off future I get money today!

[–] [email protected] 54 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

“I’ve found the source of the ticking!”

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's in this box! Well let's open it and see what's inside!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Of course no... oops

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

free trial comes with 5 free vowels during the subscription period. To purchase more, head over to wheel.com/plus to purchase vowel credits. Credits expire after 14 days and are non refundable and non transferrable.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

If you can save up for a deposit for a house then you can always put that into the stock market so that you can lose it there right before a housing crash comes.

There is no reason to be set up to fail in just one way. You have to fail/hussle ... fussle if you will.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wheel of ~~Fortune~~ Paying for Your Rent For Four Months

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

I'm sorry, that vowel appears to be out of your range. How about a 'y'? It's got a great view of the assend of most words, and a turn increase of only 34%!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Discord making vowels part of Nitro

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Can't even get a RSTLNE these days

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Brother, can you spare an "n"? And capitals and punctuation marks?