this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 57 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Uhhh… you got this meme format literally backwards. Red delicious apples definitely did not draw 25 on this card, because they look great but are dead inside.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Oh shit oh shit oh shit.

Well that’s what I get for being tired and making memes….I mean I was actually being super meta…yeah, that’s it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Ok. I'm glad I wasn't just missing some Gen Z surreal in-joke or simply missing something obvious.

(Don't get me wrong, I love Gen Z surreal in-jokes even if I'm older than Gen Z.)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Delete and repost.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Apple Rankings calls them "Coffee Grinds in a Leather Glove" and gives them a 25/100. They really are awful.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Thank you. It's been a while since a website has brought me this much joy:

  • Cortland Apple: "A Damp Hacky Sack"
  • Gala Apple: "The Inoffensive Mainstay"
  • Pinova (Piñata) Apple: "A Papier Mache Fruit Husk"
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Arkansas Black: is better than: eating a rock

Edit: Newtown Pippin "Long Island's Sand-Filled Condom"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

They’re not wrong.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

TIL there are apple commercials.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dude should be holding no cards

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

You gotta give it to red delicious apples: they sure are red.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Envy apples FTW!