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[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 88 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I might be in the minority, but I get more excited about the idea of maintaining/working on some creaky old legacy code base than I do about the idea of starting a new project from scratch.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is there a generator for these?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

There are a few from a search, this one came up with a GitHub repo. https://arthurbeaulieu.github.io/ORlyGenerator/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just use the paint, internet person

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Bu-but we're programmers

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Do you have more of these memes? I'd like to see more.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Here's some more.

Shared this with my team just recently. Guess there is a lot more of these brilliant edits.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Nice! Thanks. :3

Is there a bigger resolution btw?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

There should be a "saving thirty minutes in reading documentation by spending two days debugging a GPT generated method"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

From the last time this came up I got most of them from this guys collection.

https://lemmy.ca/comment/11139658

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Nice collection. Thanks! :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Thank you for this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Yes, me too! But, only if I have the autonomy to improve things where I can. Otherwise, I just find it demotivating

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I enjoy this too, but it’s kind of rough when you’ve inverted control, teased apart unnecessary coupling, updated dependencies and backed everything with unit and other tests, but then your colleagues are too scared to code review it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Feeling of deleting lines > Feeling of adding lines

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Ha, turns out there's one for that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I find that working on production code with well defined use cases and requirements to be the most satisfying, and working on new proof of concept / demos / marketing tools to be the least satisfying.

So on balance, more of the legacy projects I've worked on have fit those criteria than the new builds, but the couple of new builds that had well defined use cases, and no legacy code to deal with were the absolute best.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (3 children)

also, your own code after you've spent time away from it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

That is the strangest thing, going back into a program and thinking "what the hell was that guy thinking?" and then realizing it was me.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What fucking ass for brains engineer wrote this dogshit code?!?!?! I'm gonna scroll back to the header find out who wrote and give a piece of my mind to... myself x.x

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

git blame giveth and git blame taketh

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

The time varies but starts at about 1 day for me…

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I've gotten to spend some time where my major responsibility was to refactor and improve "research-grade" code from some scientists. Felt like tending a Zen rock garden, but code lol, I found it really relaxing and lovely.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I enjoy refactoring and making legacy code better.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I dive into Fortran77 code regularly. Sweet mother of Neptune! All caps and such short variable names!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Used to do that when I was working in science. I also kinda loved it. Just interesting to intimately experience how people thought back in the 80s. There are surprisingly many Fortran 77 libraries still in use today (they can be called from modern Fortran code).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Same.

It’s as close to being a doctor as I’m gonna get.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I am a loaf on the wand, what how I soak

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't know if I can work with non legacy code anymore. That... Freedom, it's stifling.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

don't worry, it takes atmost three months for that fresh code to become legacy code bogged down by decisions done in anticipation of things that never happened :)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Stamets? "Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago