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[–] [email protected] 20 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Content with letting Maria have it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 17 hours ago

People named Maria be like:

Yea, it used to be MySQL but now it's truly my SQL

[–] [email protected] 11 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Fun fact, both MySQL and MariaDB are named after Michael Widenius's children.

The SQL and DB portions are named after Widenius's inability to escape his creations from bring taken over by capital interests. (/s)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

There's also Max but nobody ever really remembers he exists.