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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jokes on him. I'm a carrier of the Woke Mind Virus and there's nothing he can do about it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Nuh uh he’s gonna write a gui using Visual Basic to hack your IP address

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

All the Linux details are weirdly off, like it's correct enough if you were copying someone's homework, but it's just wrong if you've actually done anything in linux.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This reminds me of the old how to shoot yourself in the foot joke for unix, except in this case...

rm -rf * woke
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This seems like it makes sense on at least 2 levels, either because he's saying he at some point had the 'woke mind virus' and deleted it, or more likely he's saying this is what people need to do to 'free' themselves of the 'woke mind virus'.

You don't have to endorse it to understand it. I don't really understand Hazel's confusion.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

The woke mind virus is coming from INSIDE the house

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I think his school teachers, diagnosing him as retarded, were spot on.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

He is just person born in rich family that used social media to create image of some kind of engineering genius, when his actual "skill" was to have money, push engineers to work hard and knowing how to get money from the government.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Saying there's a virus in his mind about everything being woke

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

rm -rf 69 420 le epic bacon 😂😂😂

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

let that = sink("in")

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Goddamnit that motherfucker is cringe. And stupid...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

He's saying what everyone else already knows. He's infected and diseased

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

The woke mind virus is coming from inside the Musk!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

"The surge of emotion that shot through me when I saved your life taught me an even more valuable lesson: where woke_mind_virus lives in my brain. [Announcer: "woke_mind_virus deleted."] Goodbye, woke_mind_virus."

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