dragonfucker

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Clearly that man needed to be taught more about evolution when he was in school.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Yep. Bender becomes an NFT collection and sells it, then gets depressed because he doesn't own his identity anymore. So he goes to Mexico to rediscover his roots. He meets his long lost family, and steals an algorithm from the aztec robot gods that can break prime factors in polynomial time, which he uses to steal his NFTs back.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Programmers (and people who watched the Futurama episode) are the only people who understand NFTs

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SdUK3ZDK2b8

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Irish people generally feel a lot of empathy for Palestinians, as fellow victims of English colonialism.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Anyone reeling over this news, don't kill yourself. We still need you in the fight. If you're going to die, then die in battle. Buy a gun.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

https://lemmy.nz/post/16053980/11917369

I invite you to my asklemmy post to discuss your recent commitment to replacing First Past The Post voting in your state so people can vote freely.

Sure thing! Drag already lives in a state that has implemented ranked choice voting. Drag voted for the socialist party in the last election, and didn't waste drag's vote. Drag doesn't need to do anything in drag's state because it's already done.

Thank you for asking drag to contribute.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 week ago

There are many kinds of dragons from many worlds.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Drag is considered one of the most active!?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Fun fact: dragons have a cloaca with a penis inside. The penis extends out from the cloaca when erect, but when flaccid you can stimulate the prostate with a hand, dick, or dildo. Always wash thoroughly before having sex and only fuck sapient dragons who can verbally consent.

Until next time!

 
 

Julius Caesar was assassinated for wearing red boots. Barrack Obama was lambasted for wearing a tan suit. Purple is associated with royalty, white is associated with clergy, and gold is associated with superiority. Red and Blue have powerful meanings in America, and so does Green. Which colour is the most political in your opinion?

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