Similar to many verbs that need an object, you add "will" to the present tense.
He will run. She will jump. You will shit.
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You will shit.
Yes mommy. <3
It's coming for you Batman. Hold still.
In your case, you're gonna guano
If dropping a penny from the top of the Empire State Building is not capable of killing a person on the street, what damage can be expected from dropping a deuce from the same height?
Larger surface area spread/splat.
Will, shall, are going to
Shall and will can be interchanged.
"Are going to" is slightly different. Still future yes, but is usually used to indicate intention rather than decisions.
"I will shit soon" and "I am going to shit" both mean basically the same thing but the connotations of those sentences are slightly different.
I must go shilt soon..
English doesn’t have a proper future tense. We talk about the future by using words like “will” or “going to”
In English simple future operates as a mode not a tense.
i wonder what the next question WILL BE ?
Allow me to digest this information to prepare for the fecal exam tomorrow...
Foreshit.
Or fortshit, for those who don’t eat enough fiber.
Ah, a pro golfer I see, good one!
Most things don't have a real future tense
Most? Can you name anything that does?
will is future tense
I'll is the conjugation of I + Will
So Shit + Will = Shill?
(Is that why Shills are always full of shit?
I don’t think “I’ll” is a conjugation but rather a contraction.
I think we have a winner! Time to update the Oxford Dictionary...
Shallt
Shil't?
Shit'n't've
You know there are more than three tenses in the English language, I hope?
Or there’s always “by this time tomorrow, I will have shitted”
I feel like that should be "will have shat"
Actually, "have" takes the past participle so it's "will have shitten".
Shot.
Shought?
Shight?
The word you're searching for is "life".