this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just start your car. It's cheaper

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

False. Cars require registration. Match box doesn’t and gas station floors are unguarded.

Not a lawyer, probably don’t listen to internet strangers.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

You can't stop me from taking this as financial advice!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pro tip: Don´t start playing with your cat when there is something on the stove, just don´t.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Too late, the cat is toast already.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Don’t start playing with your food, when your cat is on the stove.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

converting calories into carbon hydrate charcoal

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I just obliterated some chicken wings not longer than an hour ago when my toaster oven ignited some grease in the catch pan so I can relate to this.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, I now have smoke inhalation.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

So this is the secret locked away behind those paywalls . . .