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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

I really had to fight for versioning. Everyone was just patch version here. Breaking changes in the API, new features, completely overhauled design? Well, it's 0.6.24 instead of 0.6.23 now.

But gladly we're moving away from version numbers alltogether. Starting next year it will be 2025.1.0 with monthly releases

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 minutes ago

This is hilarious

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 minutes ago

I'm afraid most, if not all, of the projects listed use pride versioning, also.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I once had someone open an issue in my side project repo who asked about a major release bump and whether it meant there were any breaking changes or major changes and I was just like idk I just thought I added enough and felt like bumping the major version ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[–] [email protected] 18 points 14 hours ago

I think is the logic used for Linux kernel versioning so you're in good company.

But everyone should really follow semantic versioning. It makes life so much easier.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I read this as pride as in flag-gay-pride

[–] [email protected] 10 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Pride versioning:

  • LG
  • LGB
  • LGBT
  • LGBTQ
  • LGBTQI
  • LGBTQIA
  • LGBTQIA+
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago

Is + when they stop counting versions and just use a SaaS model?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

The + is just standing for latest

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

I prefer LGBTQIA-bin, my computer was in the closet for 10 years so the git version takes too long to compile

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

Lmao yes
Arch and queer, name a better duo

[–] [email protected] 53 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

The fairly mature internal component we're working on is v0.0.134.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 minutes ago

A shameful display!

[–] [email protected] 64 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

This is is basically just true

[–] [email protected] 19 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I wish it was true here. Major releases are always the most shameful ones because so much is always left to "we can fix that later"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 17 hours ago

Hey as long as it ships it can always be an RMA. If there's a problem the customer will let us know™

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

So pride is a synonym for semantic. Got it.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

when the release notes just says "bug fixes"

[–] [email protected] 29 points 18 hours ago

"Various improvements"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

That reminds me, maybe I should re-watch Doug Hickey’s full-throated attack on versioning & breaking changes. Spec-ulation Keynote

[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 19 hours ago

Thought it's 2.7.1828182845904523536 for a sec