this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 week ago

Oh whoops, ooh! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gotta love the quality of these images. Why not go further?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

...penguins do not have penises. Both sexes have orifices called cloacas that are used both for reproduction and for waste.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Ducks and geese are some birds that have penises

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's some cloaca & dagger shit.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Get out. No, don't get your coat. Just go.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why would a governmental spying drone need a penis? You make no sense!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

To fuck your privacy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Everything, even government drones, needs a hobby.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Do swans have them? Or was Leda just into some weird shit?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

One day we'll find out that Danny DeVito passed away, and none of us will be ready for that. Fucking legend.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

'When compared to its size' is important because the length is only 4 inches.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only 4 inches? Look at mister monster cock over here.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

'Only 4 inches' for being called 'largest' lol. I am still jealous of the barnacle.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think i have too much genes from whatever ones we share with gorillas personally.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's useful to not be too long for your partner, and there are positions that work around length/depth mismatches

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

yes im just playing around. my size is i guess average, but when i was growing up watching porn, it of course made me feel unsecure that my penis was not long enough. When i have had sex, they never have had a orgasam from my dick, and that made me feel even more unsecure when they would break up with me for "other reasons"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

A treasure.