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I should charge more (i.imgflip.com)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Lovingly hand-prompted to an artisanal LLM.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Also, it's bespoke. That should add another zero.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Farm to fork !

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I press the tab key all day long, that's gotta be worth sumtin

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago

Artisan grass fed handcrafted unicode characters of the finest selection, server farm to browser. None of that dirty factory AI filler.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Haha yep 100% artisanal code *kicks intellisense behind door*

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

All these newfangled high-faluting AI tools are ruining the software industry and making developers go soft. Back in my day we didn't need no robot to get things done, we knew the value of hard work and wasn't afraid to pull up our sleeves and copy/paste the code from Stack Overflow ourselves.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Lovingly crafted, artisanal coding.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

come back when it's handwritten