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You can fit lots of modern hardware inside—and prop your monitor on top.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Does it play Tokyo Drift as a boot sound?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

The "and prop your monitor on top" thing: I kinda wish there were more modern PC cases that could stand being horizontal. Most are designed to be towers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Just keep in mind the longer you have one the yellower it gets

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

I always wanted a beige tower big enough to need wheels.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

I'll wait for the beige tower

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

With this design you have a few fans closer to your ears. That will also sound retro. Not 100 percent convinced.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Needs more stickers peeling off.

Has it got a turbo button that just switches a light on?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago

Be like my smart friend and put fridge magnets on it

[–] [email protected] 42 points 14 hours ago

FINALLY! A return to sensible PC design!

........I'm going to put a raspberry pi inside.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

It's just not quite yellow enough, esp. on 1 side where's it's been too close to a window... otherwise, yeah, bring back beige

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

That was the first thing I thought of, all the asymmetric yellowing from exposing the plastic flame retardants to UV light.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

With a preserved "shadow" of the keyboard

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Oh no, I was really happy having thought we had moved past the beige 😬

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Black is the new beige.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 minutes ago

Because blue LEDs are a MIRACLE, dammit!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

Just being able to fit a modern GPU inside makes it top-tier.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

Kinda glad to see this, I'd love to get a beige keyboard and tower, I mean the black looks cool, sleek, and futuristic, but... I just want someone with more style and class.

For the record I'm talking about computers, not people, I just realized how racist that sounds out of context.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Then just say "something" not "someone" if you're talking about things and not people. There's no need to create unnecessary problems.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It only got racist after you just had to mention that you where talking about computers, not people.

Unless you normally talk about the huge beige towers of other guys.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

Never would have thought about racism, honestly :D

But such a care is something to admire

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

I think black irritates me less.

That said, I'd really like to have a fat-fat beige (maybe darker beige) laptop with a sensible keyboard (not one that can be heard from across the street, but one that still feels like one), which you can disassemble without even unscrewing anything (maybe a couple of bolts you don't need a screwdriver for), with enough space inside to put anything, and with a bloody antenna port and a transceiver.

It also should survive falling from my table a few times a month. And have water protection good enough for it to be normally usable at countryside during rain. Being outside.

Should have an AMOLED display or something like that.

A trackball.

And, of course, it should cost not more than MacBook Air.

The beige color here would help one really feel that this machine fucks.

I'm joking really (not in the part where I say I want that).

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's a little too tongue in cheek with the faux disk Bays. I'd rather see something that takes the 80s asthetic but modernizes it a bit. Still a roomy easy to work on case that pays homage to the esthetic rather than kind of mocks it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 22 hours ago

I can sell you one with real floppy drives!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's really too bad they couldn't have made the bay covers either plain or actually look like a floppy drive.

So close, and yet, so far.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

If they're removable, could just put actual floppy drives in.

EDIT: Oh, they're flip-down drawer covers rather than fixed panels. Well, still might be removable.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Everything is removable with the right tools

[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

All I have is a hammer. I was told in the early 90s that it's Hammer time. I was never told of a ceasing of it being Hammer time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

No no no, it is in fact still hammer time, but there are 26 main types of hammer and countless subtypes

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

A drawer option would've been sweet. I love my 5.25" drawer. Perfect for flash drives, dongles, extra screws, little screwdriver, or a hiding spot almost nobody would know is there.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 22 hours ago

AAAHHH

I NEEEEED IITTT

[–] [email protected] 9 points 21 hours ago

NGL, that is pretty damn cool. I love desktop layouts like that too :)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Does it really have plexi/glass side/top? Why on Earth?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It's ugly AF and totally breaks the concept. At least that's what I think about it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

I'd much prefer to have beige painted steel and some rail mounts on the side. Would totally swap one of my servers into that chassis.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I'd love to see something like this in a tower format, and with regular 5.25" bays with faceplates rather than these faux floppy drives.

I'd pay a somewhat unreasonable amount for that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I hope the fake floppy drives are just covers for external 3.5" bays. Maybe something hotswapable even

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Something like a 5 ¼" archival SSD would be really cool. Just a solid storage chonk, that you can forget in a drawer.

Pipedream, I know.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

SSDs are not suitable for long term storage. Modern consumer grade SSDs are only rated for 1 year of data retention without power. Only SLC flash is suitable for long term storage, but those are very expensive and low capacity.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago

finally, an NEC PC-108

[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I would totally use a retro style beige case for my next build...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

I just recently adopted an old gateway PC with this intent in mind. I'm excited about it.

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