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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Instructions unclear. Roommate shat his pants while stabbing me repeatedly. Please advise.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Relationship advice: that's a red flag.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Might be a beige flag, they can work through this if that’s what they want

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Careers adviser: I advise you to get a career 🤷

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Your roommate seems to suffer from main character syndrome

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

“And they were roomates”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

They saw the article before you did

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

😲

💩 😌

🫥🔪😢

Damn! They weren't lying.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm their roommate and I can confirm this

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Were you killed before or after the soiling?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you using your poop knife to kill your roommate?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Oh, poop knife, now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Already done one of these and let me just say that I don't have any roommates.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

God I hope that you shat yourself and the your NEVER had any roommates.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I have to let you know that I'm a professional shidder

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You say you don’t have any now but say nothing of BEFORE the incident

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I didn't have any before the incident

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

So there was an incident?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

...anymore.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Damn is it really that crazy of a change