this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

What was I watching?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Is that in reference to the Safety Third podcast?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Society is not yet ready for sentient plant creatures who get excited when it's time to fulfill their role of cleaning up our waste products.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I got a worse one

You wake up with yourself standing on your feet, you realize you are half way penetrating your own mother and your dad is half way inside of you, now do you push forward or pull back to get away?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Well, the easy choice is the right choice. Squat down, and wrap your lips around the pole as it penetrates the hole. You're going to be the grapefruit, honey.

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