Bit tangential, but I have to share this gem https://youtu.be/BJfEcPp2H6Q?si=L_dqvsZtJ1XVkpEd.
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What was I watching?
Is that in reference to the Safety Third podcast?
Society is not yet ready for sentient plant creatures who get excited when it's time to fulfill their role of cleaning up our waste products.
I got a worse one
You wake up with yourself standing on your feet, you realize you are half way penetrating your own mother and your dad is half way inside of you, now do you push forward or pull back to get away?
Well, the easy choice is the right choice. Squat down, and wrap your lips around the pole as it penetrates the hole. You're going to be the grapefruit, honey.
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