Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to [email protected]
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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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…because they take everything literally.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"because they take things literally" works better in my humble opinion.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Because they take things, literally.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

It's all about that comma.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Yes! I like that best.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Why are you stealing their thunder? Typical kleptomaniac.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I've stolen copies of your memoire, that's for sure.