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[–] [email protected] 84 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

Incontinentica

Buttocks

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I love the delivery of that line.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Incontinentica....

🤐😅

...Buttocks.

😄😆😂🤣

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do you want to know what she was called?...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

INCONTINENTIA

BUTTOCKS!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The incantation is Sildenafil

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If the spell lasts longer than four hours, you should call your exorcist.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

That’s not in universe

Skelegrow in a reverse catheter, on the other hand…

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Mass Deferens

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

It's cockus engORgio, not engorgioh

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago

There's no way this isn't a known spell somewhere within the wizarding world. Another example of the shitty education system found in the Harry Potter universe

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Same volume, just increased length but reduced girth.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

It works for me, I can't touch the bottom of a tuna can, but I can blow the sides out of it!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

It's e-lon-GUS, not e-LON-gus.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago

Phallus Maximus

The research must continue

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

Don't forget fetus deletus.

These kids really need more supervision.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

pharmaceutical engineering:

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

The dude on the left almost got the right spell:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrcbCW4y9Dw

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

JK Rowling discovered girls in Hogwarts experimenting with this and duly expelled them from the entire series.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Few master the snake tongue

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

They might have to try their hands at potions after consulting the handbook of the full pump prince.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Phallico Fortifico!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Expecto Cialis!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And the Hogwart's after school Fallomancer Club was born.

(I said I was sad, not that I couldn't still make jokes.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago