this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago

Currved swords. Can you believe it? Curved swords!!!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I played as a Nord. Of course I hated redguards, damn immigrants. Also khajits. Dam copper stealing fortune tellers.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I like playing as an orc. Everyone and everything is just fodder.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I love redguards. I hate argonians because I'm racist

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Hmm, hate Argonian, you say? What were you doing in the room the entire night with that Argonian maid?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Come one we all know it was polishing spears

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

You don't have any proof! And it was you who was fucked by Argonian maid, not me!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Those damn Dark Elves eating all of our food and sinking up our cities!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

You hate the Thalmor because you're racist. I hate the Thalmor because I'm not. We are not the same

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

“Fuck all that singing and shit.”

“You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They’ve got curved penises. B I G curved penises”

“Heh heh heh heeeee. That’s for damn sure.”