this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's it, I want to cancel my subscription of humanity

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Without a receipt we can't help you.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

does a birth certificate count?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

We only accept voter registration cards

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

An actual cash register receipt is required.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I like how the image itself is ai generated for some reason (as if there weren't enough images exactly like this you could use) but the bandaid is just poorly shopped onto it.

Why

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Because AI art is shit at this kind of thing. Not incapable of, just absurdly fiddly to get obedience from. It'll get you 75% of the way there, and then you actually need to know how to edit an image, which is where it lets you down.

Go ahead and try generating images of a family during benediction wearing ear bandages and you'll find it really struggles with getting that last part right because it's not typical subject matter.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We are all gods children, and he left us in a hot car with the windows rolled up.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

"Ah Fuck. The kids ingested lead and now a bunch of them have cognitive imparements." Facepalm -- God [probably]

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I can't wear a bandage on my ear because I have a medical exception. I have trouble hearing with the bandage on. I'm prone to ear infections. And I'm not a sheep

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You will wear the ear diaper as a sign of compliance.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Ok, but I'm going to wear it lose at the bottom of my ear lobe because I'm complying

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I feel genuinely bad for any democrat supporter with an ear injury right now.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Omg I literally thought of

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It looks like teabags to me. But also this is the most Life-of-Brian-esque thing I've seen in a lalala long long li long long time.

https://youtu.be/deDlab6vFgg

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Real men eat the real thing and have constipation 🪵

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Damn it! You beat me to it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Someone should make a realistic version of this. Like they're all obese, missing some teeth and the mother and father are siblings.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

How fitting for it to be the Christians that brought about the end foretold in their book.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Donald Jr gonna have a hard time finding his misplaced bag of coke

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well, my bullet-worship-square is Bigger than yours. Jesus, I mean lord trump, will love me more!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

My bullet-worship-square can walk right through the door!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Life in hell it is.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

The Stigmata Of Saint Donald

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

So if that bullet had hit him in the head, would they all take one to the dome as well?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Those pads look like tiny pillows to me. Mike "My Pillow" Lindell strikes again

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Stupid doesn't equal funny.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Epigenetics works its magic

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Weird headphones