this post was submitted on 15 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

0✊

8☝️

9🤘

12✌️

17🤙

25🤟

31✋

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

16 would be 👍 (going by the mapping in this post, or the pinky if you do thumb = 1).

4 is 4 either way.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

🖕we love 4

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Doc, if you can't count to 1023 on your fingers, you might be doing CS wrong!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Oh, for fuck's sake.

Your thumb is not your zeroth finger; it's your first finger.

Starting from zero is for situations when you're counting the left (or first) edge of containers used to hold items. For example, if you wanted to count the number of balls you could hold in the spaces between your fingers, you start with 0 because the number of balls you can hold between your thumb and {} is 0.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Indices vs offsets. A lot of people mistake the two because they took CS 101 and thought it was so cool to say I sTaRt cOuNtInG fRoM zErO.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

bro has never heard of a joke

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But length of container gives you for example 3, and it has a size of 4. Explain that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

length measures the spaces between the spaces between your fingers, so you can fit 3 balls between the 4 balls between your fingers

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also indexes. Once you've been bitten enough by off-by-one errors this actually becomes a pretty handy double-check.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

indexes in memory can be thought of as the address of the leftmost bit in a byte (container)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Sorry, too busy counting digital outputs on Modicon PLCs to think about that stuff.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

There you are, our CS doctor.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

You're angry

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Hmm. I use 1, 2, 4, 8, 16 (I seldom need to count beyond 31 (and have up to five more bits if needed), or to zero)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'm just learning about number systems!