Cargon

Let's embrace that stenotype life.

Fuck how much are you spending on thera.py?

For less money than some gaudy gaming wireless router that you end up replacing every 3 years, you can grab a Mini PC with two NICs, a wireless access point, and install OpnSense.

Your life will be irrevocably changed for the better.

Could still be hair!

Oh boy... it's just a single staple now!

So I actually bought the f(x)tech Pro^1x thinking that it was going to be great having a physical keyboard that slides out again. But I found that I rarely actually used it. Using it required that the screen be in landscape mode. I'm actually much happier just using a different touch keyboard layout. I use Thumb-Key specifically now. It took some time to retrain my brain but I quite enjoy it.

While they have a large number of guns, they can still only operate one at a time.

My partner and I missed our chance to leave in 2015. This time I'm buying a MIG welder and torch cutter.

Gets drenched in liquid nitrogen

They definitely could have phrased this better. I think what they mean is that their level of confidentiality meets or exceeds local laws.

The Matrix

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