Too bad the tortoise joke doesn't work, because a tortoise is a turtle.
this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2023
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And toads are frogs.
All of them are green. 🟢
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
ALL OF THEM ARE GREEN 🟢
Did you just assume my species??
Donkey ? I'm a mull you carrot eating lazy dumbass!
I read this using fire"fox".
Enter the librarian...
ALLIGATOR? I HARDLY KNOW HER.
So who gets eaten?
the hare
Jeez, that’s a savage tortoise
And thus why grammar trolls are always the first to get eaten