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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You can always go with, "They're bad for developing brains and bodies."

The earlier you start drinking, smoking, or doing drugs the easier it is to find yourself dependant on them as you won't develop healthy coping habits or find healthy ways to enjoy your spare time.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah that will convince the kids for sure

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

It's better than telling them nothing at all

And if your kids have grown to trust you and value your opinions then they'll listen

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Better than the 80s/90s method of "drugs bad, mmmkay? They ruin your life" and then proceed to ruin the drug user's life.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Start drinking young and you'll end up more fucked up than bubbles, I mean just look at him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I started drinking when I was 12, it started quite the struggle with addiction in my life.

I've been sober now for 4 years.

It took 4 attempts to get sober and stay with it but I'll never drink again.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Trevor, TPB memes, let's go.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's also what a friend of mine said to every doctor in the Hospital when she overdosed on Amphetamine.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Died doing what she loved.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Well she didn't die. Just almost.

They told her she needs to stop taking drugs or she dies.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Meh. Either way she'll die

It's about what kinda life do ya want in the meantime

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I know it's a joke, but she's 14

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The meme is a joke. My reply is flippant, but true.

Either way you die. Ya want your little brief window of existence to be about just getting high, or add to it creating/doing/connecting/fucking/helping/discovering/being?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ricky's malapropisms are always A+

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Water under the fridge, boys.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago