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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Sloth? You're gonna live with me now. I'm gonna take care of ya, cause I love ya, you piece of shit!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I haven't been fucked like that since grade school you piece of shit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die you piece of shit!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary: Come again, you piece of shit?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I would have followed you, my brother, my captain, my king, you piece of shit.

Here's looking at you, kid, you piece of shit.

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others, you piece of shit.

Thanks for the adventures; now go have a new one you piece of shit! Love, Ellie.

Please, boss, don’t put that thing over my face, don’t put me in the dark. I’s afraid of the dark you piece of shit.

I'll never let go, Jack, you piece of shit.

The best love is the kind that awakens the soul you piece of shit.

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible, you piece of shit.

You want the moon? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down you piece of shit.

You're the first boy I ever kissed... and I want you to be the last you piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill – you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember, all I'm offering is the truth – nothing more, you piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Don't think you are, know you are, you piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I’ll be back, you piece of shit!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

GG, Brian D...
You piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

"Where are his glasses? He can't see without his glasses you piece of shit"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

God is dead and we have killed him, you piece of shit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Keep the change, you filthy animal, you piece of $h!7

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Yeah baby, yeah you piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Believe it or not, you piece of shit, you're still gonna burn! ... You piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste? You piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

It's a trap, you piece of shit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Got to get to da choppa, it’s the only way out, you piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Life ain't about how hard you can get hit. Its about how hard you can get hit,and keep getting back up you piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

c/famousmoviequotesadding"youpieceofshit"totheend

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

You ain't under control, unless you're out of control, you piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste? You piece of shit.

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