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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Paddy O'Furniture.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

But who put all the furniture in place?

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An Irish setter

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Who is Irish American and sits outside all summer... You won't find many Irish people called Patty 😜

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Especially since they go by Paddy. It’s short for Padraig.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thanks, edited.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I mean... yes you edited, but we also don't call patios "paddy-os"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Not American here, but... you still get the joke, right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Leave it to this sub to craic a good joke