this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2023
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Shirts That Go Hard

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I don’t know what this means, but this guy seems really proud of handling cum.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I mean, I could understand liberal tears. Liberal blood. Liberal sweat, at a stretch. But liberal cum? That just sounds like you're offering to blow Joe Biden.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/9675619/

The ph of semen ~7.5 making it slightly basic .

Semen is a fast drying basic glue.

It does not clean (lots of proteins), it does not lubricate (glue), and it does not protect (basic).

Semen would make a poor gun lubricant.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wait till they find out that liberals are armed and just STFU about it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Freaked my conservative Trump loving brother when he saw we browsing socialist gun sub on Reddit once.

I laughed and said yes us leftest and armed and trained too. Funny he knows I love guns and vote left but didn't put two and two together. Funny watch him twitch.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

…before he puts it in his anus.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

So he's a conservative man getting liberal MEN off sexually, saving their cum and lubricating his firearm. You're not "owning the libs", you're telling the world that you are a cum whore with a firearm fetish. And they call us the weird ones? Give me a break.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

It sounds like you’re offering free handjobs? Where are you located ;-)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

"I wouldn't wear that shirt around conservatives, they don't tend to take kindly to men who advertise those services"