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cross-posted from: https://poptalk.scrubbles.tech/post/1069636

Forgive the hastily made meme. All too common with us engineers.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

no no no, this is the wrong way around

because sales and marketing sell it before it even exists

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago

Sales: "Can we do this?

Dev: "No, we cannot."

Sales: "Uhhhh... But I already told the customer we could."

Dev: "That's called lying. You lied to the customer."

Sales: "...So you'll have it done next week?"

Dev: "I'm going to need at least three weeks."

Sales: "...But I already told the customer two weeks."

Dev: Sigh

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

truth. Why wait for a product at all? Just sell it now, then yell at your engineers for taking so damn long!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Except when a bug pops up somewhere. Ownership/Responsibility changes in sub-Planck-second time when assigning blame.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

In our head nothing ever was wrong, bugs only came along when you came along! You should have been able to build it in days, what's so hard about this?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Which is fine with me tbh because fuck sales. I'd never survive independently, because I'd tell the customer the truth. And the truth doesn't sell. I don't have the energy to lie about how everything is better than it actually is.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Try all work done period. C suite "I made this"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

This is almost an anti-meme

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

ah but they sometimes put a sticker on it or sth