this post was submitted on 02 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

for a second i thought they wanted you to change your pronouns to JP/Morgan lol

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Your two toos are the wrong tos

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There's a wrong to too, though there are certainly two to[o]s to be totally certain; to be honest too many tos and toos, anything more than two is too much totally

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I hope that wasn't too untowards to you, too

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

My pronouns are a corporation.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Et tue, Brute?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Is that a condom or a frisbee?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

I think its a metal pin

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They are so gay that you don't need to look at their financial conduct

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

What a corporation wants to do with its finances in the privacy of its own bedroom is irrelevant!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)