THE TEXAS HAMMER???
this post was submitted on 29 May 2024
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Yeah, the same guy that when he walks into court the defense high fives each other. Why the hell do people know about the ambulance chaser from Houston?
JonTron. That's how.
Grew up with his commercials appearing multiple times every ad break.
I see you are a JonTron fan as well...
Dunno who that is but I'd like to see the Texas hammer against ATTORNEY BRIAN BULLDOG MOORE, HE'S BEEN FIGHTING INSURANCE COMPANIES HIS ENTIRE LIFE AND THEY DON'T FRIGHTEN HIM
YO SOY UN AVOGAHDO
I got super sick from this. It probably didn't help that I was trying soothe my upset stomach with more peanut butter.
Wait, you guys know who Jim Adler is?
JonTron made a video about him recently.
I went and watched it. All of it is accurate, really surreal he went with a Houston deep cut. He's been at this so long that Beavis & Butthead made fun of him back in the 90's.
Of course. He's the tough, smart lawyer who gets results.
Granted, I grew up in DFW and those commercials of his I watched in between episodes of Gomer Pyle, Hogans Heroes, I Dream of Jeannie, and Bewitched on KTVT Channel 11 (Fort Worth/Dallas) on days I stayed home sick are forever and indelibly etched into my memory.
Yeah... I've seen the Peanut Butter Recall commercial.
The owning class ignoring the wellbeing of the lower classes in pursuit of profit
A tale as old as time
