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[–] [email protected] 183 points 5 months ago (18 children)

In an interview with the Journal, Neuralink's first patient, 29-year-old Noland Arbaugh, opened up about the roller-coaster experience. "I was on such a high and then to be brought down that low. It was very, very hard," Arbaugh said. "I cried." He initially asked if Neuralink would perform another surgery to fix or replace the implant, but the company declined, telling him it wanted to wait for more information.

Neuralink isn’t just treating humans like guinea pigs, they’re treating them like disposable guinea pigs.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago (3 children)

You cherry-picked the first part of that paragraph. The end goes like this:

Arbaugh went on to say that he has since recovered from the initial disappointment and continues to have hope for the technology.

And then the next part of his statement is found in the following paragraph:

"I thought that I had just gotten to, you know, scratch the surface of this amazing technology, and then it was all going to be taken away," he added. "But it only took me a few days to really recover from that and realize that everything I’ve done up to that point was going to benefit everyone who came after me.” He also said that "it seems like we’ve learned a lot and it seems like things are going in the right direction."

Of course, the goal here is not to have an honest assessment of what happened. . .but to simply choose what we want to further our hatred (justified, IMO) of Musk.

[–] [email protected] 100 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (7 children)

None of that concerns Neuralink’s treatment of him—just his process of learning to live with it.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Neuralink, owned by controversial billionaire Elon Musk, believes it can prevent thread movement in the next patient by simply implanting the fine wires deeper into brain tissue. The company is planning on—and the FDA has reportedly signed off on—implanting the threads 8 millimeters into the brain of the second trial participant rather than the 3 mm to 5 mm depth used in Arbaugh's implantation.

Yeah, "just shove it in deeper" sounds like a brilliant plan.

Maybe it'll work, maybe it won't, but if I was that second patient I wouldn't exactly be feeling super confident about their approach.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Yeah, “just shove it in deeper” sounds like a brilliant plan.

Does your past experience in brain surgery suggest that this might be a bad idea?

They're volunteers with next to nothing to lose. This isn't some healthy person who just wants to play angry birds with their mind. They're getting an experimental device planted into their brain. I'm sure they're aware of the risks.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You'd think somewhere amongst the literal thousands of animals they maimed and killed, they'd have figured out how to prevent a simple mechanical issue like "the electrodes won't stay in place"

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Man I deleted my account because I didn’t want Musk involved in my newsfeed. I can’t imagine giving that fool direct access to my brain.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

"All Hail Elon"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

There really is a Spongebob gif for everything, isn't there...

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (2 children)

All hardware becomes legacy hardware in time. Even if we assume they're eventually able to deliver on all those great big shiny promises, I'd rather not have to schedule an outpatient surgery just to keep up on emails. Pocket touchscreens being practically mandatory is bad enough...

[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 months ago (9 children)

Someone paralyzed from the neck down for whom this enables the use of computers, which they before couldn't do, probably would rather have the outdated model than none

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Oof, the fan boy-ing is strong in this thread.

Let's wait until Elon puts a link into his own brain, then we can decide if that thing is good or bad. And you can be sure that he would get any and all follow up procedures he needs ...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Plot twist: he already has one but stays quiet about it, because the result is apparently bad

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Is every non-blindly hateful person a fanboy? Any chance that some of us just look at things as they are instead of getting emotionally invested with it?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Bro, just a few more disabled people sacrificed to the machine and I swear we’ll get it right! Move fast, break things! Technology always good!

Everyone like a week and a half ago pitching a fit over me saying that this is an unethical way to treat disabled people can go fuck themselves, lol.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (5 children)

The dude is fine and actually pretty lucky. Its sad that it stopped working but its not like he died or something.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (7 children)

Imagine when they put ads directly into your brain.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Or Musk decides that you don't need some part of your brain. Or worse, rents it out as server space.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

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A little glimps how it could be…

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Stop letting this shit head do what ever he wants!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What a world we live in, huh?

We've got corporations who've successfully contaminated the world with their waste in a systematic fashion.

We've got corporations who've blindsided the political system.

We've got corporations who've blindsided affordable living.

We've got corporations who've given us a filtered and artificial companion in AI.

And now we've got a company that is actively seeking ways possible to ruin your way of being and living through chip implanting.

Enjoy the world, people.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

I almost want to work there just to know exactly how it all went down. Plus who knows maybe I could help.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

I'm not sure wtf they expected to happen when they aren't addressing the core problem with neural interfaces. Fix scar tissue buildup around the electrodes or GTFO

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (3 children)

First we had piles of monkeys, now piles of paralyzied people.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Relax, the guy is fine.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

In other words

Neuralink to implant 2nd human with brain chip as 85% of first one failed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

we are just chattel to them, why would they care

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