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[–] [email protected] 153 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Imagine spending 40 billion dollars on one of the most recognizable brands in history, so deeply embedded in the public consciousness that any other company would throw virgins into a volcano for a chance at that level of recognition, just to replace all of that branding with your own little name that everyone has been telling you sounds stupid for the last 25 years

[–] [email protected] 58 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It's so much so that every news article that quotes it still says "X, formerly Twitter".

[–] [email protected] 51 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's because X means absolutely nothing. It's a letter commonly used to fill in blanks. It's an awful name for any company/brand.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I've seen and prefer "Twitter, now X".

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Welcome to the mind of a narcissist.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

i think that gives him too much credit. he's just fucking dumb and bad at everything. he failed upwards so long because he wasn't too visible in the public eye. now he's terminally online and constantly embarrassing himself and his companies.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Yes, because that's what happens when a narcissist has way too much money. A person capable of self-reflection would realize that it's much easier and safer to trust people around you that know more about their respective areas of expertise. That's what good leaders do, they delegate. Musk is incapable of that. The companies he owns are not yet bankrupt despite, not because, of him.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Dude thinks the cyber truck is cool, and not the dumbest fucking vehicle ever.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yes, I mean how many companies get their brand turned into a verb?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (3 children)

It’s like someone buying Kleenex and going “Nope, it’s called K now.”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Elon: "Need some Ks, mate"

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[–] [email protected] 128 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I’m personally a fan of his new site for twitter media: xvideos.

[–] [email protected] 96 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And the one dedicated to cute animal photos, xhamster.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And the one formerly known as twitterntwittertwitter. It's a bit of a stretch so tell me if you got it.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You guys are joking but Elon is going to ruin porn sites next. Let's see who has the last laugh then.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (3 children)

The only way he could ruin porn sites was if the site's content were replaced with only videos of Elon gyrating his hips to Eye of the Tiger, while wearing one of those Borat bathing suits, never breaking eye contact with the camera.

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 5 months ago

...and breaks it on privacy-preserving browsers

win-win I guess

[–] [email protected] 62 points 5 months ago (1 children)

We'll definitely start calling it X now, definitely.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

We should!

Stop humouring the assholes that are still on that bigoted network.

Every time someone calls it twitter, don’t give them the satisfaction of disassociating themselves from Musky’s X.

Oh so you’re an X’er. You like to Xeet a lot eh?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

It's called xitter, and it's full of xit(s).

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

This is pretty funny actually, I'll start doing this 😅

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Still gonna squat on to the domain though.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I see that as a good thing. Prevents it rising from the grave.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Honestly, I’d actually love to see some rando grab the domain and rebuild the site as it was before Musk, or turn it into a Mastodon instance. Not because I enjoyed pre-musk Twitter, but purely because it would piss Musk off to have to compete.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Also it would me a massive global security issue if allowed to fall on malicious hands. I mean, other than the CEO's.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

What’s funny is that it’s also probably an internal security risk as well. I mean who knows, there’s probably at least one of their internal servers that still accepts credentials or keys from the dead domain. Not to mention their emails probably aren’t transferred.

All of that could be fixed but you’d have to, ya know, not fire your programmers.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

Please think of the poor malware developers.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The thing that makes me most sad is that the old Twitter is genuinely why I have the career and connections I do today. Now I can’t even stand opening the site.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I feel incredibly bad for small creators that still rely on it for an audience and can't simply afford to market themselves without it.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago

Google X videos for more info

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

Ah yes, the everything-falling-apart-app

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I heard that he also moved the CDN for user-uploaded videos to xvideos.com

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not all of them. The cute ones are on xhamster.com

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I'll give him credit on this: It's not dead yet. I'm genuinely surprised about that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Not for lack of trying from his part.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I don't care, that sycophant can fuck himself.

Still Twitter to me.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

When the business fails and is eventually sold again, it will be changed back to Twitter.

Then again perhaps he won't ever sell it unless he goes completely broke. Just prolonging the damage he does to society as long as he possibly can.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Pretty funny that it took that long. Expertly executed rebrand.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The Twitter bird isnt dead, it's just pining for the fjords

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Now how's Robotnik supposed to tell us if Shadow pissed on his wife without twitter.com

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Elmo thinks the "X" makes it "extra cool."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Man I never wanted a cyberdisk to show up more than I do right now

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