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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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It's a little meteor.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)

🎵 We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon... 🎶

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

But there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And sing our whaling tune!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

"That's not how it happened!"

"Oh yeah? I'd like to see your degree in fungineering."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

I was expecting some sort of "It's out of this world" punchline

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

In the land of cheese 'n seas, this one brings the mete

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Well both are fusion cuisine

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Hey angel, did you give the dinosaurs more muscle like I asked?